A non-existent yet highly lauded piece of the female anatomy allegedly part of a female's vagina. In reality, this word is derived from two latin words. 'Clit' from the latin name 'Clitus' - who was an over-sensitive and deceitful military commander belonging to the Macedonian nobility, and 'oris' - derrived from the latin word for mouth. The word developed because Clitus was very famous for speaking lies and exaggerating stories of his military victories (hence the 'oris' in the word. Since then 'Clitoris' evolved into a term that stood for a fabrication designed in order to deceive or trick. The name was picked up by an early feminist seeking to find ways to humiliate and belittle her male peers, and saw that the best way to do this was by pretending that there was a part of her body and a part of every woman's body that all men failed to stimulate, and so bring them to 'orgasm.' In this way, men are siultaneously made to look inferior to women (who supposedly can stimulate the 'clitoris') and feel a significant amount of shame and lack of self-worth. The word clitoris was created hand-in-hand with another myth, the female orgasm.
Why can you never stimulate my clitoris properly?
You're obviously a rubbish person if you can't find the clitoris.
Well I can find your penis, why can't you find my clitoris.
You're obviously a rubbish person if you can't find the clitoris.
Well I can find your penis, why can't you find my clitoris.
by Daniel Butler April 28, 2007
A small french tart that is considered a delicacy in remote african nations where mosquitos are rampant.
Kwame, would you please pass me some sugared clitoris?
"Sister Muwambeii, could you please make some raspberry clitoris for desert tonight??"
"Sister Muwambeii, could you please make some raspberry clitoris for desert tonight??"
by Shaniqua Bodacious June 25, 2009
what? eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee
by wnak February 16, 2005
however can you get past the clitoris and swim into the ocean? Jizz is the bizz if u like swimming, do you own a snorkel love!?
by Spurter February 08, 2007
latin:a removable part of a girls pussy thats really fuckin small and rubs all over penis. a girl who is a ddicted to sex
by chelsea February 18, 2005
Lots of First Ladies squirted urine from their love buttons. Check their biographies. Look under "clitoris."
by samalot October 30, 2010
1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
by Verileigh September 09, 2010