Santa Claus

A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.

Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...

by Tony Huynh May 2, 2008

Santa Claus sandwich

When an individal has sexual intercourse between two bearded men in suits.

I caught Katlin getting Santa Claus sandwiched in the closet at the company Christmas party last week. Hohoho

by Kmizzle067 August 19, 2016

play santa claus

Being the person who passes out objects to a group of people, such being the one to pick up food and then passing out what each person ordered.

Cory: Hey I'll bring the stuff to the party, but you have to play santa claus.

Ryan: Alright bro.

by CorySK April 6, 2008

Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006

Santa Claus is Going to High School

A musical airing in the universe of Black Friday by Starkid. Christopher Kringle, or Santa Claus, goes undercover as a teenager in Northville High School and tries to reconnect with the youth. His two elves, Jingle and Jangle, accompany him.

Have you seen the new musical, Santa Claus is Going to High School?

Yeah man, it rocks!

by IWILLSKINYOURMOM March 25, 2020

Atlanta Claus

In the true spirit of the A, Atlanta Claus steals presents rather than giving them. Atlanta Claus outfits himself in an oversized Michael Vick jersey and the traditional Santa hat. His beard is more likely to be scraggly than full and white. Atlanta Claus drinks heavily and smokes Black and Milds.

1. "God damn it, Atlanta Claus broke my back window and jacked my CD player."

2. Atlanta Claus: "Ay cuz, you needa hand ova dem presents, fa real boi!!"

by coldstone December 9, 2008

Santa Claus

The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!

1. He can't be seen

2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.

Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D

Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...

Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?

Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!

Kid: (Cries)

by Suihime May 19, 2010