Clart

When the Clitoris Maximus exudes a large flatulation sending the clitoris into a rapid flapping and vibrating motion, usually followed by violent orgasms, vaginal discharge and sometimes explosive excrement. Also known as a clit fart

"OMG did you hear when Mariacarmen clarted during the meeting? There was poop all over the boardroom."

by KJizzo July 18, 2017

clarts

genital warts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"

by aeon November 11, 2003

Clart

When you do anal.Then you proceed with the cumming.Then she farts the cum out:Can only be achieved with a possible Muslim

Shit got wild last night,My girlfriend clarted all over the walls

by Footer scag December 21, 2019

Clart

The type of fart where your buttcheeks clap together painfully.

Clarting is such a pain in the ass!

by tree #1 July 19, 2014

Clart

shit, poo

awwwww, there's clart on the ground AGAIN? the dog needs to be trained

past tense: Ya she clarted
future: are you gonna be clarting in there for a while? i need to shower

by Senathan Rome April 24, 2011

Pussy clart

Clart is a patois term meaning cloth. A number of words prefixing this are common parlance in Jamaican culture, such as rarse meaning arse, blot meaning blood but in any diction it is simply a cuss. Literally, Pussy clart means sanitary towel.

What a useless pussy clart that goalkeeper was today, he was afraid of getting down on the ball.

by wallybu January 20, 2012

Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 12, 2006