Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap

Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts

by ShrekIsMyCity June 2, 2024

Clart

To be super high or as a name for a vessel, usually a joint, in which you would use to get high. Weed specifically

“Bro do you wanna have a Clart”
“Twin you already know I been Clarted had a Clart this morning shit had me faded than a ho”

by Jayjaystinks June 23, 2025

Clart

Having sex

Shaun clarted Bibby all night long and Bibby let it rip on Shaunny boy

by shaun wolski January 29, 2026

Clart and depart

The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby

No, I didn’t like that 🥷 it was just a clart and depart

by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025

Pussy clart

Clart is a patois term meaning cloth. A number of words prefixing this are common parlance in Jamaican culture, such as rarse meaning arse, blot meaning blood but in any diction it is simply a cuss. Literally, Pussy clart means sanitary towel.

What a useless pussy clart that goalkeeper was today, he was afraid of getting down on the ball.

by wallybu January 20, 2012

Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 12, 2006

Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra

Oh my lord she is nothing but a big dirty clotted cream clart

by Yermasgash December 3, 2021