Craptured

Capture a Fart in a box and leave it on a desk or in a general area to be opened. Gift wrap it if you wish.

Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.

"Fart in a box and set it on the desk"

"You have been Craptured!"

"Maaan, someone just Craptured me!"

by ajisan11 November 16, 2012

Clapturbate

Making air humping motions to flap your penis up and down so it goes beside your legs and into your ass crack. When it goes between your ass crack you clench on your cheeks so it has to squeeze through them to get out. This causes your penis to rub on the inside of the ass crack and part of the taint eventually making you ejaculate. The noise you get right when the dick hits between the ass crack before you clench them is a huge clap noise so you are essentially clapping your own cheeks.

I clapturbated too hard and pulled my foreskin off but I recommend it kids when you clapturbate you feel amazing things.

by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018

.captureaddsx

Its a beautiful, amazing and a cool Sunrae!

I really love them and there the best! <3
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Follow them pls! <3

Someone: Do you know ab .captureaddsx?
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by A wierd lesbian September 4, 2021

Capture

A person in owass who is a dinning God and always a table head. Most recognized captures in owass are Kwabena Sarpong (Bz 181) and Kpegah Wilmer(Bz 147)

I am the second capture so I will get two pieces of chicken

by Rev. Fr. Stephen Owusu Sekyere April 21, 2022

Capture The Dream

The fantasy league above all other leagues. NFL, NBA, MLB, MLS, NASCAR, golf all pale in comparison to Capture The Dream Fantasy League. No honor is higher than being the current champion of Capture The Dream. Except for being commissioner of said league.

Dylan is the only one who truly deserved to win the Capture The Dream League this year.

by Kidneyboy187 December 20, 2022

capture

absorb (an atomic or subatomic particle).

Scientists are working on a new technology to capture neutrons released during nuclear fusion.

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

Capture

(of a star, planet, or other celestial body) bring (a less massive body) permanently within its gravitational influence.

The immense gravity of the black hole was able to capture the passing comet, forever altering its course.

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024