Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.

"BEND OVER ITS SEAL CLAPPER TIME BITCH "

Seal clapper by The3amigos September 23, 2016

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sag clapper

#1. A person who masturbates with a pillow over the age of 85.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.

#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"

#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"

sag clapper by anal vibrations August 11, 2010

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sunset clapper

A type of person, usually a hypster and/or a vegan, that likes to watch the sunset. And, in order to better aknowledge the magnific event he/she is witnessing, this person claps. Cherring the sun

Average hypster says: "Ah bravo, this sunset was amazing, hourra to mother earth for allowing us to witness this moment"

Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"

sunset clapper by ragnarok666 October 9, 2017

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Bullhead Clapper

Foul, Raging STD in which the head of the Penis is Swollen to the size that of which a Grapefruit is associated. Only course of Action, is to beat the Penis with a small mallet until puss is excreted through a rip in the skin.

Man=Doc, i think i got the clapper
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'

Bullhead Clapper by Edgar Allen Hoe January 3, 2003