Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

by willdawonka September 04, 2013

clag

A mix between slag and cunt

Mrs Smith is such a clag, she gave me 30 questions in maths

by Cjcjcjdnd March 21, 2024

Clag

A very little living creature (can be used for small human or insects).

Look at that clag over here (point to a lonely little ladybug)

by Flosaure January 05, 2024

CLAG

Synonym describing Cute Little Asian Girls

“That CLAG is totally my type!”

by ShadowsOfLife May 01, 2015

clag

The most irritating Minecraft Bukkit plugin in existence.
Clag clears entities to minimize lag, but in doing so, often claims valuable materials.

Miner: "Clag got my fucking diamonds again!"

by TheMiner January 26, 2013