Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

by willdawonka September 3, 2013

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Clag-Swastic

The accurate as well as rare occasion in which an individual perfects the display and morale of both class and swagger.

The man walked into the room, and all the ladies stared, because he was just so damn clag-swastic.

by ColeTrain July 31, 2012

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CLAG

Synonym describing Cute Little Asian Girls

“That CLAG is totally my type!”

by ShadowsOfLife May 1, 2015

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De-clagging

The art of moping up semen from a prositutes vagina after she has been shagged by at least 8 blokes ...

After you select your hooker and you notice a line of people leaving her room , you then 'dip' down and go for the growl hoping to get other men's semen is stuck in her pubic hair and you proceed anyway to mop that all up with your tounge and therefore De-clagging it...
Tasty.....

by Zoidburg May 1, 2021

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