clacked up

to get beat up or attacked

You and your friend are going to get clacked up.

by Kenny Doss January 10, 2008

clackerwhacker

A term for an inexperienced gay male 'top'.

I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!

by Craig October 10, 2004

clarkey

A term used for an alcoholic cunt such as an el jesso, a clarkey is sumone who gets pissed in a krew and likes pussy and often gets a lot of it, he also likes alcohol and places where he can buy and drink alcohol.

Hey dude! see that guy passed out in the gutter, what a motherfucking clarkey

by El Jesso November 19, 2004

Clacker

a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora

Person 1 - 'I've got a really itchy Clacker'
Person 2 - 'Hun, you slept with that man whore last week, you’ve probably got an SDT.'

by thorpey65 October 25, 2010

Clackers

teeth or false teeth

He left his false clackers in a glass by his bed every night

she got her clackers seen to by the dentist

by notquitepatrick June 21, 2014

Ham-Clacker

A sexual move in which one slaps the butt-cheeks of another individual while sticking their dick/dildo/etc. into spank person's asshole. While this is happening, another person is licking the sodomized ass-crack.

Justin and Daniel like to give each ham-clackers with their dog licking each others assholes.

by clacker May 4, 2005

clackervalve

Another name for Asshole, Ring, Anal-hole, Butthole, o-ring... etc etc etc.

"You are a friggen clackervalve" and "Woah, did that actually come out of your clackervalve?" or "You lick clackervalve"

by {Gothic~Love} + dad October 10, 2004