Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 10, 2009

Hamon Clacker Volley

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.

"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"

by thatkid_ March 16, 2020

loose clacker

easy women around town on a saturday night

"now then lads,lets get ourselves down club and pick up some loose clacker"

by Trickster5282 April 21, 2007

cork your clacker

An example of banter telling someone to be quiet, to stop talking through their arse. clacker = arse.

Joanne was bugging me so I told her to shut her cakehole. She retorted with "cork your clacker"

by fadam7811 November 30, 2011

Clacker-jaw

Unusual back and forth movement of the jaw due to excessive use of stimulants.

Jane clacker-jaw is causing serious dental problems.

by prowsboys September 27, 2019

Cleveland clacker

When 2 guys clack their balls together.

2 guy got together and performed the cleveland clacker.

by Drift shits March 30, 2025

Cleveland clacker

Two dudes just bumpin their balls together.

We performed the Cleveland clacker last week at work.

by Drift shits March 30, 2025