Creedleback

The superband formed by Chad Kroeger of Nickleback and Scott Stapp of Creed in 2012. According to the Mayan's, the arrival of Creedleback will be the harbinger of the apocalypse.

Creed and Nickleback, or Creedleback, are the reason why today's rock is terrible.

by Abakes4bb June 17, 2010

end your whole career

when someone insults, or threatens you respond to them with this statement

Zack: you look a fucking shit flinging monkey...... Micheal: what did you just say I'm about to end your whole career

by Shadowphantom January 25, 2017

Career Capital

Career Capital is the value of competencies, knowledge and individual personality attributes you have to produce economic value. Career Capital is vitally important for an individual’s success in all stages of work and life. Career Capital can increase through education, experience and your ability to identify and convert opportunity. In the digital age, building your career capital requires a conscious effort to strategically evolve in order to act and influence as a valuable and respected resource.

If you want to get a job, you can no longer just apply like everyone else. You need to understand the business and learn what they need and where they are planning to go so you can bring value and ideas right away. This way you come into the interview with the career capital you need to be the best person for the job.

by value man March 12, 2012

blow career

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.

Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

to Creedle

To use punctuation excessively and/or randomly.
Used frequently by school students in urban Sydney.
It allegedly originated from a science teacher who had a tendancy to overpunctuate.
Also used in the form "to chuck a Creedle"

student 1 writes: the UNIT of "electrical potential energy" is Joules (J)!!!
student 2: wow, since when did you start to Creedle??

by ellandrey May 16, 2009

Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.

Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!

by Nitrolian June 5, 2013