chutching

n. to masturbate alone while crying softly

"Is that Ben crying over there?" "no I think he is chutching"

by smelly April 25, 2005

numb chucking

From Robot Chicken: Intravenously injecting Novocain into your blood stream so you cannot feel anything and then letting your buddies beat the shit out of you.

Byran and I went numb chucking with Guillermo. Guillermo shit his pants.

by [e-mail] May 22, 2006

blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.

Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.

by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015

Crunching

Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.

Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."

by immahlamb September 10, 2011

chuchingood

An overexcited way to express gratitude and proudness to a work or job.

Wow man, you did super chuchingood!

by Class 9.1 2024 August 27, 2020

Chucking Glasses

It is when you never push up your glasses, and you wear them on the tip of your nose.

My teacher is chucking glasses as she scolds her class again. She wears them just like Chuck Schumer.

by Stark3000 April 13, 2020

coon clutching

When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.

When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."

by Qatalyst April 29, 2012