nutsack chutney

The Chutney-like substance that is collected under a man sweaty ballsack over the course of many days

Guy one: "Fuck you, go suck some nutsack chutney"
Guy two: "Wow"

by Phloxxi December 16, 2017

chutney

Chutney
A type of music, made in mainly Guyana & Trinidad. This type of music has soca, and broken english broken down into it. The beat is usually fast. And something you can wine fast to. Chutney was made from the west indian people of Guyana and Trinidad.

Put on some Chutney music gyal?

by Extacy February 18, 2007

chutney

The substance that comes out of gay man's ass when he farts. A mixture of shit, semen, and vasoline.

Dude, that gay guy probably has to scrape the chutney off his wall every night.

by ReidG August 14, 2007

Bum Chutney

Where winnits gather up all at once, then comes out like salmon paste

by Banny August 7, 2003

chutney love

The art of anal sex between two consenting adults

I'm bored do you fancy some chutney love?
Not if you want to keep all your teeth. Whats on BBC2?

by steveee October 19, 2006

Butt Chutney

A sauce or relish of rectal origin, chiefly spicy in nature and often compounded of both sweet and sour ingredients, as fruits and herbs, sometimes corn, leaves and other debris with spices and other seasoning.

Covington's visit to the taco stand wagon was topped off with a heaping helping of butt chutney. His accomplice Nigel stated "By jove, you've done it again with your foul and pungent butt chutney, my dear old boy!"

by The Intestinal Alchemist October 9, 2008

cunt chutney

a ladies lubrication, hocum, pussy juice etc

man, i can still smell her cunt chutney on my hands

by roco February 6, 2004