Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

Churning Coffee Butter

Refers to the boiling sensation felt in the lower abdomen after drinking lots of coffee shortly before having explosive diarrhea.

“Can I use your bathroom? I am churning coffee butter and need to use it immediately!”

by Buttery boi January 25, 2026

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

anus churning

Taking a plunger or other toilet cleaning item and shove in someone's ass; typically to simulate churning butter.

Guy 1: How weird did it get? Is she freaky?
Guy 2: Dude, she wanted an anus churning.

by Dankdankpusspuss February 8, 2017

Cheese Churning

During penetration, cheese churning is the act of physically rotating your penis inside of your partner 360 degrees, usually involving the whole body rotating along with it. After ejaculation, the churned semen resembles that of butter or cheese, not to be mistaken for dick cheese.

cheese churning is my favorite sexual act

by xcarinbonnilajuarezsalazar June 7, 2017

Dairy Churning

A woman or man will drink gallons of milk or take laxative and lay with with their legs in the air asshole gaped while the man takes his penis and stirs the shit around with it

I was total Dairy Churning that chick from the bar last night

by Bames3426 February 26, 2023

Choco Churning

The process of @docking@ immediately after performing a number 2 into somebody's uncircumcised foreskin

Jordy found that his pee was brown in the morning, as he and Dan had spent the previous night choco churning

by ProfessorMelonHead December 29, 2015