When you hook up with someone and it’s so boring and vanilla you feel like your going to fall asleep.
I fell in bed with this guy last night just to find out he’s a christen mingle, shit was vanilla as hell.
by Kyle’s mom September 16, 2022
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by TheBesteveryeah January 16, 2022
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She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with
She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time
She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out
She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with
She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time
She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out
by Twistedclover March 7, 2024
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by I touch little kiddies January 21, 2026
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