another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny
by G April 11, 2003
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by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019
Get the Choking the badge mug.The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
by Steak Tits April 9, 2008
Get the choking the goose mug.When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.
my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!
by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018
Get the Chonking mug.Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.
(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!
NOW we're cooking with gas!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
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never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!
never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!
by Angela(Senko) January 18, 2008
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