choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

by G April 11, 2003

Choking the Gobbler

Act of fellatio.

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!

by sheenium February 20, 2009

Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp

Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.

by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019

choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Chonking

When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.

my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!

by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018

cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.

(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

cooking by the book

you know you can't be lazy!
never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!

cooking by the book makes for a pretty cake!

by Angela(Senko) January 18, 2008