Comic Sans

Quite possibly the most over-used font in the history of fonts, characterized by its simple smooth typeface.

Typically used in passive agressive notes left by co-workers to subtly remind you that they hold moral authority over you in an obviously condescending way. Often accompanied with juxtaposed exclamation marks.

Also used by members of society who are out of touch with the rest of society. Used mistakenly as a vain attempt to reach out to the populous by using a trendy font.

Example 1.

(in Comic Sans)
Bitch Co-worker: Judy, may I remind you that the stapler you have is in fact mine!!!

Example 2.

(in Comic Sans)
Man Who Never Leaves Apartment: Attention all residents. Just wanted to let you know that I've taken the liberty of disabling your doorbells as it is too loud and disturbs my fish! Thnx.

by Late Edition July 24, 2010

Chemical Engineer

One who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. See also Prostitute.

What's the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist?
about 20 grand.

by Aboganza January 20, 2004

Comic-con

The world's largest and most kickass annual 4-day nerd fest in sunny San Diego, California featuring comic books, games, arts, movies, and various pop culture. This is where you'll find the coolest and the hottest actors/actresses as well as the biggest dorks and geeks in the world under one roof. You will occasionally see some hotties in slutty costumes as well.

"Gosh darn, did you check out that fine babe dressed as Leia from Star Wars? Comic-con rocks! I'm coming back again next year!"

by snowbawb August 9, 2005

chemical engineer

A motherfucker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. Done so in only 4 to 5 years.

Little Billy decided to become a chemical engineer. He hasn't laughed or smiled in 8 years.

by whyGodwhyyyy February 13, 2012

multiple choice class

an english class for people who are incapable of splling, grammerizing, and conjugt'n. grades rely heavily on luck of the draw and are distributed as the following: a) A b)B c)C d)D e) all of the above

The girl's indecisiveness misled her parents to believe she was an all above student, when in reality she had an A, B, C, and D grade. When applying math to the grading system however, aeries interface concluded she did in fact have a C+/B-.
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"mah gurl shawny told me the answers to the test in dey multiple choice class the otha day. it was ah-buh-duh-cuh-buh-ah-ah-duh-cuh-buh-ee"

by Jewanda December 21, 2008

Comic Book Feel

A new term used to describe incredible highs. Comic book feel can be used when the world around you starts to look like a comic book, cartoon/anime, videogame or just plain ridiculous. Comic book feel is very common when smoking around bodies of water at night, since they tend to exaggerate the high. Comic book feel, the term, was created at Jamaica Pond in Boston, MA on a stormy night when all at once the world felt like a comic book.

"Hey, you down for smoking at the pond tonight?" "Of course! I'm always down for getting that comic book feel."

by t_conn/break August 14, 2009

so choice

Originated from John Hughe's 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off,' meaning "something to be chosen before other things."

Nate: Your mom's cookies are so choice.
Mike: Whatev.

Perry: Man, that car is so choice.
Brian: I wish I had it.

by Murdock January 20, 2005