choda swipe

A term used mostly in locker rooms. To accomplish this maneuver, rub two fingers thoroughly on your choda, then wipe your fingers just under someone's nose. Sometimes results in vomiting, and running away quickly is strongly advised after completing the swipe.

Dude, I haven't showered today, and I just gave Joe a choda swipe.

by G-Diddy March 22, 2005

Choda Chowder

1. A harsh variant of choda sweat. Common on males who wear talc or baby powder on scorching hot days. A noticable symptom is the appearance of pastie Crotch Ballies that reek of fish , ass and roquefort cheese.

Woman: That's a mighty ripe batch of choda chowder you've got there...
Man: I baked it myself!

by Chris September 2, 2008

choda blast

Process by which an individual knees the choda of another from behind.
To perform correctly hands must be firmly placed on the victims shoulders for maximum penetration; also entire process must be done swiftly, to prevent a choda blast block.

If performed properly, the victims feet should lift off the ground.

1)I'm going to give Jon a choda blast.
2)Jon gave me a choda blast

by Rob V December 21, 2005

choda-monster

The mass accumulation of dingleberries, sweat, and lint on the choda. When it gets so thick that the only way to escape is to cut the poo free with scissors.

Dude...Jon's choda-monster ate him this morning.

by Twin Palms February 3, 2006

choda

Perenium - the soft, fleshy section between the scrotum (or vagina) and the poop chute

a.k.a. "T'aint" - "T'aint muh balls and t'aint muh ass!"

by choda taint August 27, 2003

Choda Cleaner

1. One who's sole job and responsiblity is to clean choda by any means possible.

2. The use of one's toothbrush to rid the chode of any wandering hiney spiders as a way to get back at your buddies or roomate

Kathy's husband is a professional Choda Cleaner at WMMR PrestonandSteve Inc.

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

choda

The stretch of skin (usually furry in nature) which connects the genitals to the asshole.
a.k.a. - taint, gouch, furry freeway

My ass is practically hairless, however i have a veritable forest of pubic on my choda.

by Jaxon Johnson August 31, 2003