choad

A very short, but unusually wide penis.

gotta GET IT ON in the party zone!
gotta LICK A CHOAD in the party zone!

by snuffles345 January 14, 2008

Choad

Noun, usually used to define a person in an unsavorery way. A loser or unpopular person.

Mark is such a choad, I dont know why we hang out with him.

by Darth Oxx July 31, 2009

Choad

A penis so wide it hurts a woman to even fit into her, proof having a big dick is not the best thing ever.

PB's choad was so wide it didnt even fit into a girl who had a baby, to believe he had sex with a virgin with that monster poor girl prolly has no tightness left now...

by Diarrhea Mouth February 23, 2008

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

Choad

To put it shortly... its a penis, a dick, a cock.

Gotta Suck on a choad in the party zone!

by assblaster9000 May 8, 2013

Choad

A fat kid named ian

Ian is a choad

by Dr.Asa Awuku October 22, 2019

choad

a short fat cock
a neek

hey daniel mcchoad
dan m is a choad
dan m has a choad
dan m has a short fat cock aka choad

by naked old man September 25, 2006