1.A penis that is wider than it is long. If this type of penis were to have any length at all, it would somewhat resemble a dinner plate or a tree stump. If not, it is little more than a nub.
2.This also applies to people that are wider than they are tall.
2.This also applies to people that are wider than they are tall.
1. Eric: Dude, is that a dinner plate in your pants?
Carl: No man, that's just my choad.
Eric: Oh.
2. Michal: Jeeze Meagan's an asshole!
Eve: I know dude, she's a total choad.
Michal: Wow. You are so right.
Carl: No man, that's just my choad.
Eric: Oh.
2. Michal: Jeeze Meagan's an asshole!
Eve: I know dude, she's a total choad.
Michal: Wow. You are so right.
by Elib November 08, 2006
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Most used at the McCallie school in Chattanooga TN, this means either a short fat individual or a tool.
by frederick archebald May 26, 2011
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by mr. ike December 14, 2010
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by Adrian O'Toole August 04, 2006
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'My kid is a total choad; she called the principal at her school dad.'
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P Diddy is a choad.
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'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'
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Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.
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He came to think of his choad as his off button.
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P Diddy is a choad.
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'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'
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Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.
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He came to think of his choad as his off button.
by beakface June 18, 2010
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by Cleo April 26, 2004
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The area between the poohole and the peehole on a chick or the poohole and the wordsatchel on a dude. See wordzoot, wordtaint, wordgooch
by zooter June 29, 2003
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