red hot chili peppers

Like Faith No More, a great genre-less band with an extraordinary amount of talent as seen in Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Mother's Milk, and Californication. Sadly, any hint of talent was mysteriously missing in their last album "Stadium Arcadium".

Guy: "Dude, did you hear the last red hot chili peppers album, Stadium Arcadium?"

Pepper fan: "I don't wanna talk about it.."

Guy: "Dude, that's like their best album yet!"

Pepper fan: *reaches over and slaps the guy in the face...twice*

by Pepper fan December 23, 2006

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Basically the new Beatles. Everyone on this planet likes at least one song by RHCP.

Guy 1: "I brought my RHCP cd for the road trip, I hope that's alright with you guys.

Guy 2: "Nah I don't really like them.

Guy 1: "Well what about the songs californication, scar tissue, fight like a brave, by the way, can't stop, dani california, aeroplane, otherside, or venice queen?"

Guy 2: "Oh, Red Hot Chili Peppers, yeah they kick ass.

by Mr.GoGetter December 1, 2010

plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers

Euphanism for being homosexual

I wouldn't bet on your chances with that guy, he plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers

by darling9384 October 30, 2008

chili chokin' pepper belly

Something an immigration cop might call you.

Cop: "Freeze, you chili chokin' pepper belly!"

by Anthony Stoner March 27, 2008

Hot Chili Pepper

When a man rubs a spicy substance (eg: Hot Sauce) all over his penis and proceeds to have either oral, vaginal or anal sex, making their sex life extra spicy.

OH God Jeremy just 'Hot Chili Pepper'ed me!

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Red Hot Chili Peppers

A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.

Where did Lily go?

Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...

by CYNMD August 13, 2022