Chess

A boy who is perverted, sweet, nice, and rambunctious at most times. He will tease you and joke with you but hokd you and calm you down when needed. He makes lots of sexual jokes and is someone who is easy to get along with as long as you can handle a few penis and sex jokes here and there. He will never fulky say it when he meets you but he's also very cuddly. He's also attractive and gorgeous and all those other nice words.
"That guy is so weird and sexual.."
"He's really attractive too."
"I bet he's a Chess"
by rainerainrae May 28, 2014
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Chess

Most chess players are pacifist pussies who can't win a real fight.
by Moosifer821 December 28, 2020
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Chess

Chess is a very handsome , funny, and athletic guy. He is the person you want to hang out with. he's usually smart. They attract the most beautiful girls, Chess usually has a big penis too. Chess is a great friend and is very positive too.
Chess is a great friend to have , and also is funny.
by goggleface September 01, 2015
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Pigeon chess

Refers to having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory.

Origin:
"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer (From an Amazon.com book review)
Man, trying to explain to those moon landing deniers that the Apollo program was real is like playing pigeon chess -- all they do is knock the pieces over and crap on the board.
by nemo nemo October 13, 2009
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Chesse Dick

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.
Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?
by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 10, 2019
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Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)
"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"
by Urban Dictionary July 11, 2008
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chess clarity

When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
by BrysonStrong August 02, 2021
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