bulge chafing nooksniffer

A complete fuck ass This can be someone you hate or one of you're friends. This can also be someone whos a pain in the ass.

YOU ARE SUCH A BULGE CHAFING NOOKSNIFFER.

God Tony is just a bulge chafing nooksniffer

by Genderlessbork December 19, 2017

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

Chewing Cum

A king of chewing-gum filled with a cum-like substence.

Usually minted flavored.

"What are you eating?"
"Nothing, just trying this new Chewing Cum, it's delicious..."

by razc April 4, 2009

Chefin

To Do Chef like stuff, like cooking fresh meals from scratch, without actually being a qualified chef.

That is the other reason I like my Chefin cause I can cook really tasty food, healthy!

by dg83 July 15, 2011

Chiefing

Verb - The act of taking huge tokes off a pipe packed with marajuana. The term chiefing comes from the likeness one has to an Indian Chief smoking the peacepipe.

"C-Dubs!! Stop chiefing that damn thing!! There's other people besides your dumbass in the room! Pass that shit!!"

by The Hauna Nani November 11, 2006

cheffing it up

Cheffing it up meaning Putting work in the kitchen

Jay: “hey josh what r u up to”
Josh Gordon: “Mans are cheffing it up”

by Jellyjay69 December 8, 2019

Dog's Chewing Gum

Dog shit.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.

Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.

That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.

If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.

by Schgot April 22, 2011