chattanooga moonpie

An orgy consisting of 2 black men, 2 Asian women, and a white transvestite...

Man, I sure would love to film a Chattanooga moonpie!

by Gnawedwick July 17, 2016

Chattanooga Cherry Bomb

More of a recipe than definition. Contains 1 quart white lightning, one bottle of Piggly Wiggly brand pancake syrup, one can Red Bull and one bottle of Cherry ZzzQuil with a liberal pinch of Red Dot brand ball-type smokeless powder (as this type of powder usually meters well. Flake powder can be more difficult to meter correctly due to the fact that it can ''stack up'' in the powder measure, and can be less uniform in density when metering, thereby turning your Cherry bomb into a ticking time bomb). Simmer slowly in crockpot for 12 hours and then slap yourself in the face real hard.

''I blew my eyebrows off when I tried drinking my Chattanooga cherry bomb with a lit cigarette in my mouth.''

by anonymous June 1, 2024

Chattanooga chapter book

This was thought up by my friend George. When you shit in someone’s ass crack and then clap there cheeks together.

“I gave my girlfriend a hot Chattanooga chapter book”

by Invader zyn May 26, 2024

Chattanooga waterslide

When you are having sex and the penis slips out of the vagina while on the "backstroke" and you thrust forward and the penis forcefully enters the anus.

I heard that carl accidently gave lacy a chattanooga waterslide. Wow carl is such a tease!

by theunderwaterhamburgler September 5, 2022

Chattanooga Chin Strap

When one ejaculates sperm onto another ones chin.

Betty would prefer a Chattanooga Chin Strap than a Pearl Necklace any day of the week.

by ChanceTR August 14, 2015

Chattanooga chili dog

Where a man shits on a female's chest then proceeds to titty fuck her. Afterwards the female sucks him clean.

I fed my wife a Chattanooga chili dog. Afterwards she brushed her teeth.

by Dickfitzenbottom June 19, 2020