charver

A breed of chav from the north east
BOYS will be seen in tracksuits, burberry, granda caps and rockports
GIRLS will have thick gold jewellery and caked on make up. Both wear BERGHAUS, COLUMBIA, MERA PEAK and other "hiking" coats.

Let wi gan doon the offie and ill chaw some sweaty. Gan get sum lowie from wor yem for a geet bit tac ind we'll twok a snout off a goff

Lets go to the off licence and ill steal some cheap wine. You go and get some money from my house for a lot of marijuana and we'll steal a cigarette from a goth.

by KAyleeeeeeee September 3, 2005

hot charley

When you're hitting a girl from behind, leave for a second to somehow heat up your dong, and then return to stick it in her butt. It's customary to yell "Hot Charleys for everyone!" right after this.

P: Why are you wincing?
M: I steeped my penis in hot water too long and burnt it. Hot Charley!

by ohmygodeverynameistakenalready January 2, 2008

charve

also charv, charva.
local dialect - Geordie

see townie, pikey

The charve, named andy the addict, beat his grandmother for dope money

by Mackam scum April 17, 2006

Charley Gordon

Noun. Someone who gets laughed at a lot and he thinks hes funny but hes really not. (havier)

Looks like someone pulles a CHARLEY GORDON.

by ottmers January 22, 2005

Charley Brown

You take a shit out the car window while someone is driving so that the car in back of you gets crap all over there car.

Driver: Yo that car in back of me just flicked me off
Passenger: dude u want me to charley Brown him

by Rager10 May 2, 2012

charver

aye reet fair enough aye am a "charver" n half the stuff ya sayin is spot on 4 a charver: drink drugs raves goin wild wey aye its all in a day work init aye but rite the thing is am canny cleva aswel n for al the fukin idiats on ere hu try sayin wav got 1 fukin braincell n wa cant read wey huw man waht the fuck have a just done am sik ov evry1 sayin wa gan rnd burstin every1 for nee reason if wa gana start wif a sum fukin hippy wav obv got a reason 4 it n wa hav mor rik wif each otha thn any otha cunts so yas divnt na th fukin half ov it n b4 ya start on aye wen am skint a dee drink white storm n al tht cheap shite bt if av got th lowie ad rava pay 4 sum fukin vodka mesel lke anyday so ya canit say wa fukin tramps & aye a dee dabble in drugs sooo fuk man its a frisk

reet just had 2 get tht off me chest am fukin sik ov all yee daft cunt fukin seriotypes hamarin us charver 2 bits its a fukin joke man sum cunt stik up 4 us lot 4 1ce coz th fukin laws alway on wa case

by wey wa canit say tht 1 December 24, 2008

Charver

A charver is an unintelligent being. They are renouned for being dropouts and generally fail in life. You can tell a charv by there permaneant sideways look, the smell of tabacco, burberry caps, scooters, trance music, over the top sports wear, cheap jewelery(known as bling), the use of the words "marra" ,"who","like","tabs" and the constant use of the word "fuck" or "fuckin".

"the charv's are having tabs in the toilets"

by Jonny Allsop October 14, 2004