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A depressed neighborhood in Slough, Berkshire, which has a red light district, high immigrant population, and stores that "smell bad".

History: A local legend began in the mid 1800s about the "Chalvey Stab Monkey" involving an organ grinder and a stabbed monkey; the first person to get blind drunk on the anniversary of the monkey's funeral is declared "Mayor of Chalvey".

Residents have been called stab-monks.
Looks like I am the only white person here. I feel like I'm in Chalvey!
Chalvey by cyberpunk8 March 13, 2011
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An area of Slough that is full of pakis.
"This place stinks like Chalvey", "Yeah, that's cos it's also full of pakis, innit!"
Chalvey by Malcolm Forbes April 21, 2005
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a super cool person who is good at everything and is totaly inviceable and no woman can resist
why dose everyone love calvey
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Ghanaian Pidgin English term used to refer to acquaintances. Analogous to American dude or man or Nigerian oga.
Ei chaley, what dey happen?
Translation: Hey dude, what's up?
chaley by Kofinho February 15, 2006
Chelvey means farmer

Intelligent nice but also can be rude good person really nice smile ๐Ÿ˜Šcan be sarcastic
Everyone: chelvey is sweet

Chelvey: I know
chelvey by Sarai_francis2 July 27, 2019
A word originating from Ghana. It is commonly used to refer to friends and strangers whose name you do not know.
To friend: "Challey, where is the party happening?"
To stranger: Challey, please which way leads to Kumasi?"
Challey by Qachosky November 4, 2016
Son or child. Used by travelers. Can be abv. to Chav
alright my chavey!!
chavey by debaser October 30, 2003
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