charver

in my opinion there are 2 main species in this world male and female, then theres charvers, the average chaver, insists on listening to sean-paul and techno music- the girls put there make-up on with an ice cream scoop, the boys put a tub of superdrug value on there hardle-non-existant hair- they walk like they have piles- they never have heard of contraception as they got kicked out of school when they were 8 and took a building corse , were they learn to cement bricks together, so by the time there 12 theyve produced a herd of offspring-when they have there children they dress them like a clone of there parents in fake burberry, burberry in general is tacky enough, and addidas trainers, with plated 'gold' earings that look more like bracelets with hiddeuos patterns fashioned around the edges-they hang around on street corners drinking shoving a fag down there babys mouth and shout at passers-by.

go to ur nearest bus-shelter and shout names such as brtiney-casey-jade or mercedes

by samantha January 25, 2004

charver

Serious illness from the north-east of england, symptoms include:
Burghaus and/or peter storm clothing
large ear-rings
large fringe
rockport shoes
smoking and/or drinking
come in large heards
harrasing
little or no common sense or intellagence
young motherhood
generly annoying
own accent and language

lets gan (go) down the shop for some scran (alcohol)and tabs (ciggeretes)

by david h May 26, 2004

charver

A breed of chav from the north east
BOYS will be seen in tracksuits, burberry, granda caps and rockports
GIRLS will have thick gold jewellery and caked on make up. Both wear BERGHAUS, COLUMBIA, MERA PEAK and other "hiking" coats.

Let wi gan doon the offie and ill chaw some sweaty. Gan get sum lowie from wor yem for a geet bit tac ind we'll twok a snout off a goff

Lets go to the off licence and ill steal some cheap wine. You go and get some money from my house for a lot of marijuana and we'll steal a cigarette from a goth.

by KAyleeeeeeee September 3, 2005

charve

also charv, charva.
local dialect - Geordie

see townie, pikey

The charve, named andy the addict, beat his grandmother for dope money

by Mackam scum April 17, 2006

Charlee

Porn Star. Sexiest Thing On Earth. A Total Fittie With A Sexy And Gorgeous Blonde Hair. Every Man Wants One...And Woman ;)

Girl:OMG I WAS SUCH A CHARLEE LAST NIGHT
Boy:What happened, you're ugly now...

by Lucyyyy December 25, 2007

charver

aye reet fair enough aye am a "charver" n half the stuff ya sayin is spot on 4 a charver: drink drugs raves goin wild wey aye its all in a day work init aye but rite the thing is am canny cleva aswel n for al the fukin idiats on ere hu try sayin wav got 1 fukin braincell n wa cant read wey huw man waht the fuck have a just done am sik ov evry1 sayin wa gan rnd burstin every1 for nee reason if wa gana start wif a sum fukin hippy wav obv got a reason 4 it n wa hav mor rik wif each otha thn any otha cunts so yas divnt na th fukin half ov it n b4 ya start on aye wen am skint a dee drink white storm n al tht cheap shite bt if av got th lowie ad rava pay 4 sum fukin vodka mesel lke anyday so ya canit say wa fukin tramps & aye a dee dabble in drugs sooo fuk man its a frisk

reet just had 2 get tht off me chest am fukin sik ov all yee daft cunt fukin seriotypes hamarin us charver 2 bits its a fukin joke man sum cunt stik up 4 us lot 4 1ce coz th fukin laws alway on wa case

by wey wa canit say tht 1 December 24, 2008

Charver

A charver is an unintelligent being. They are renouned for being dropouts and generally fail in life. You can tell a charv by there permaneant sideways look, the smell of tabacco, burberry caps, scooters, trance music, over the top sports wear, cheap jewelery(known as bling), the use of the words "marra" ,"who","like","tabs" and the constant use of the word "fuck" or "fuckin".

"the charv's are having tabs in the toilets"

by Jonny Allsop October 14, 2004