charleston chalupa

steps:
1. punch a bear in the face until it dies
2. have intercourse with it
3. take its body and roll it up in the sheets of a virgin

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Megan: Do you want to charleston chalupa with me?
Weston: Silly goose! Everyone knows thats a one person activity!

by Megan and Weston June 2, 2007

Charleston chew

when you make the bitch put plastic wrap around her mouth, then take a shit and make her chew the shit through the plastic

tasteless, but smells like a charleston chew

by boundbyfatefucker September 26, 2005

Charleston, MO

Small town in southeast Missouri known locally for its large ethnic population. Famous, also locally, for the Dogwood-Azalea Festival usually held each April.

Where the heck is Charleston, MO?

by nobody important in Missouri March 12, 2009

Charleston-Do

A hair style which is the result of cranial scat molded to simulate the shape of the delicious treat.

Joanna loves the taste of Roy's Charleston-Do!

by Placebo Nightingale September 16, 2012

Charleston Swallow

The Art of Swallowing Dildos whole and shitting them out through your ass then sucking on it until you have shit in your mouth which you then swallow and have it reenter your anus while a friend savors your ass cream

dude i was having secks with my gf and she asked for a charleston swallow.
'dude','wtf'

wtf hoopty dildo honda jew gold

by hoopty art dealer October 19, 2009

Charleston Academy

An evil prison constructed by radioactive baboons with purple butts.

An example radioactive baboon with a purple butt? Sure, Mr. Sinclair.

by Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike! March 9, 2005

Charleston Treat

A crisp and delicious treat that settles scores and moves mountains.

INGREDIENTS
2 ounces (1 double shot) of RumChata®
2 ounces (1 double shot) of Grand Marnier®

DIRECTIONS
Place both ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Seal lid on shaker and shake until chilled, about 15 seconds. Strain into a brandy snifter.

ALTERNATIVE
Place both ingredients in a small sauce pan (or mug). Heat until hot, stirring occasionally. Pour into a mug.

NOTES
Created in Amarillo, Texas circa 2010 by a couple from South Carolina, a bartender from Texas and someone from Oregon. Championed by Stonejax Country Club.

“Are we playing for Charleston Treats or what?” In golf, “playing for Charlestons” means: a Charleston Treat for every birdie. Each player earns a Charleston Treat from the other members of the group for every birdie the player scores. Often, aggregate Treats are cancelled down to net Treats.

by Chief Jackson March 17, 2022