Chainsaw Childbirth

When a woman is cut open to have a baby removed directly from the uterus instead of giving birth through the vaginal canal. A more derogatory term for 'C-section'.

My little sister was so big that my mom had to have a chainsaw childbirth to get her out of there.

by DementedGlitch April 23, 2014

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

chainsaw

Normally a power tool. Recently used as the weapon of choice in a multitude of gore films.

Cody loves Chainsaws because that's what the villian uses to kill his victims.

by Cody Wessel September 11, 2006

Polish Chainsaw

The act of attaching a vibrator and a dildo together, and using this object to pleasure ones self.

"Abby seems to be walking funny"

"That's because she got that Polish Chainsaw"

by Italianone March 15, 2009

chainsaw

to fuck someone...while making absurd chainsaw noises...(not recommended with someone u like or love)...also works without the noises.

man i gave that girl the chainsaw last night...(chainsaw noises)

by TOMMMYYYYYYYYYY May 21, 2007

Daisy Chainsaw

A Band From The Early 90's. They Are Not Now Called Queen Adreena. Two Different Bands. Katie Jane Garside and Crispin Gray Just Formed Both Of Them...

Daisy Chainsaw's Mostly Recognised Song is "Love Your Money" But I prefer "I Hope All Your Dreams Come True" ...

by . December 31, 2003

chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.

"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004