Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
by swordy January 17, 2013
Get the Chokey pokey bum wank mug.After three beef and bean burritos, Mieke, the one with the big cans, checked into the poo-house to drop a filthy, steaming duce. Much to her shocked amazement, for the first time in her young life, she managed to choke the bowl. Bursting with pride, she called Johny Cakes, the plumber, who was not amused.
by pooh master March 6, 2009
Get the choke the bowl mug.To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.
Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.
Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.
Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.
by NYNYNYNYNY March 10, 2007
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Get the choke on it mug.Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.
Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!
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Get the Midnight Choker mug.Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.
Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.
by mangus May 24, 2004
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