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Cereal hands

When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
by Bennehftw May 4, 2021
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NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL

WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY
MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 2, 2011
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cereal killer

Who the hell would kill cereal? The sick bastards.
That bitch murdered my Fruit Loops! He gonna die!
by ILikeCereal July 1, 2003
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cereal killer

When someone eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer

Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
by triple anal rape January 16, 2014
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Ceren

A beautiful girl with a nice booty. She‘s the most loyal person you‘ll ever meet, loves food and she‘s probably funnier than you are. Puts her loved ones ahead of herself, always. Most lovable person ever. Has a big heart, acts like she’s unemotional but she cries over little puppies and has a good pussy.
A: „oh my god, she‘s gorgeous!“
B: „she‘s such a Ceren.”
by LindaLinda71 July 29, 2018
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Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything
Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence?
by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008
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Cereal Dust

A fine dust rendered from pulverized cereal at the bottom of the box. The dust is usually the kif of the cereal box with all of its sugary goodness. Usually one is blessed with this treat when the other members of the household have damn near eaten all the cereal.
Honey there is no more Frosted Flakes! That’s OK sweetheart, I just snort the cereal dust from the bottom of the box.
by H.R. Manager August 31, 2009
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