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Celebate

The re-invention of "celebrate." Celebate is a word used to describe a type of celebration about famous people. Hence the word celeb, in celebate.
I'm going to celebate lindsay lohan getting out of prison!!
by thepartyingcelebator March 14, 2011
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cellobration

A fanstastical phenomenon brought on by snap-happy Asian Californian cellists to further the ultimate goal of cello-love everywhere, every heart.
Let's have a cellobration tonight.

When's cellobration rehearsal?
by Quichotte October 22, 2013
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Celibate stench

To be so celibate, that you have never had sex nor have any hope of ever having sex. Thereby bringing ones confidence to such a low level that no one would ever have sexual intercourse with you, and people can almost smell the celibacy on you.
He had the celibate stench! Women could smell his celibacy 500 miles away!
by Arealmotherfarker November 27, 2016
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Celebate

Celebrating a holiday by masturbating.
Christy: How are you spending your birthday tonight?
Reid: I’m going to stay home and celebate.
by Waterlogged November 19, 2018
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Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.
That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
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Celibate

If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.
Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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Celibate

There are things worse than a life without sex, drugs, vaccines, or masks, even if those things seem popular to a crowd. Not everybody gets much time to be celibate in life, so a guy that has the option to get celibate and stand or get laid and fall in line for a vaccine knows it isn't a choice to panic over.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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