cauliflower ears

This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.

Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

cauliflower cornhole

When a skank or hoe has contracted various STD's leaving
her anus resembling a cauliflower.

dude: And when i went down there..
dude2: yea..
dude: I saw she had a cauliflower cornhole!
dude2: wtf.. thats fucking sick.
dude: Yea, i beat that skanky hoe.
dude2: GTFO
dude: what did you say?
dude2: G-T-F-O
dude: nobody talks to me like that!
dude: *grabs crotch*
dude2: wtf?
dude: err, nvm dude, as i was saying..
dude: you goin down like a clown mofucker!
dude * caps dude2 *
dude2: ohnoes!

by Philiiiip January 4, 2009

Cauliflower Cheese

Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears

I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me

by WedJorton June 4, 2010

52 Cauliflower Ln

a term used on Friday night cranks to name an adress

jerred: where are you. other person: where are you ? jerred:

52 Cauliflower Ln

by fridaynight kick ass August 29, 2010

Salvador Cauliflower Burger

A specialized burger that comes with cauliflower

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Salvador Cauliflower Burger, it comes with cauliflower!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.

In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.

by phi April 25, 2004

Boy who eats cauliflower

A boy who eats copious amounts of cauliflower. typically feels no shame in their actions

Daniel: “I am a boy who eats cauliflower and i feel zero shame, i love it, especially dipped in ranch.”
Lindsey: “You disgust me”

by Lidddddd January 5, 2021