Cauliflower Pussy

When your vagina gets deformed from a lot of rough sexual intercourse.

My mom had a dream once where Duff McKagan from Guns 'N Roses told her he wanted to fuck her so hard she'd get cauliflower pussy.

by BillyIdolFan April 20, 2025

cauliflower ear

Talking someone's ear off. Someone who causes an earache because they won't shut up.

She talked so much I got cauliflower ear.

by Jacie Jones December 22, 2025

Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

52 Cauliflower Ln

a term used on Friday night cranks to name an adress

jerred: where are you. other person: where are you ? jerred:

52 Cauliflower Ln

by fridaynight kick ass August 29, 2010

Salvador Cauliflower Burger

A specialized burger that comes with cauliflower

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Salvador Cauliflower Burger, it comes with cauliflower!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

canadian cauliflower

A bitch

Hey you Canadian Cauliflower

by Kaylswim January 29, 2017

red cauliflower

rectal collapse caused by repeated abuse of the rectum from cock or other phallic devices, resulting in an abundance of tissue resembling a red cauliflower

the dirty whore's arse fell out...red cauliflower

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004