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cattle prod

Penis belonging to a man who is attracted to fat chicks
Pat loved the fat chicks so much, we call him the cattle prod.
by CJ_H September 19, 2007
mugGet the cattle prodmug.

Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.
Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."
by Jigginsmusic October 29, 2014
mugGet the Cattle Decapitationmug.

Cattle Man

An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"

"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"
by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 6, 2005
mugGet the Cattle Manmug.

cattle toe

(noun): a variant of the urban camel toe caused not by the tension of a woman's clothing but by the sheer force of her protruding body fat
Whoa! Check out that cattle toe...she must be 400 pounds!
by JournalNewsProgeny January 18, 2008
mugGet the cattle toemug.

cattle prod

Put on wool socks and have your girl bend over. Shuffle your feet on the carpet to build up a charge so that the tip of your penis shocks her as you enter. Pull out and repeat. In the dark you can see the spark.
Tell your Dad thanks for buying new carpet because it was great for giving your mom the cattle prod last night.
by shpecky4 October 25, 2009
mugGet the cattle prodmug.

cattle wound

an injury sustained while having sex with an overweight woman
Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.
by docwhoomph July 13, 2010
mugGet the cattle woundmug.

the cattle are out

an expression used when something goes horribly wrong, such as 15000 dollars worth of cattle heading for the field
Mike,why are your cattle in the garden? Ahh goddamit the cattle are out, help me befor they get into the field.
by mn., November 8, 2003
mugGet the the cattle are outmug.

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