a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion
by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007
Get the Cafeteria Catholicmug. by ispeakthe truth September 25, 2005
Get the tampa catholicmug. by wannabepriest January 28, 2008
Get the Indult Catholicmug. The child caboose in a (roman) catholic family, generally several to many older siblings, normally younger by as many as five years or more. Most know the Church is vehemently against abortion (duh), but it also highly disapproves of birth control, as well. This makes the likelihood of accidental / unplanned births among the most devout families almost an inevitability.
In the O'Callahan family of Medford, there are six children : Mary, Patrick, the identical twins Rory and Maile, Kathleen, and Kevin. Did I forget someone ? Oh, yes, a seventh - Edward, called Teddy by everyone else, although the twins jokingly refer to him as John Thomas behind his back as he is seven years (!) behind the next youngest sibling. Teddy is the caboose of the family, or more appropriately, the Catholic Accident, as his birth was something of a surprise (i.e., unplanned).
by Virgin Suicides April 17, 2017
Get the catholic accidentmug. Gary: Aw dude it really sucks that you go to Catholic school. That's such a hellhole
Ren: I know dude! It draws so much attention away from my Satanic rituals!
Gary:...
Gary: Wanna make out in the church?
Ren: Hell yes
Ren: I know dude! It draws so much attention away from my Satanic rituals!
Gary:...
Gary: Wanna make out in the church?
Ren: Hell yes
by bluuskkye77 September 23, 2018
Get the Catholic Schoolmug. by Lollerc0a5t3r March 02, 2011
Get the catholic priestmug. A person who olny attends church on four holidays Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, and Easter!
by Bong Hitz Crew December 07, 2010
Get the Cape Catholicmug.