Cafeteria Catholic

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion

She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007

tampa catholic

the school that kids go to when they are not smart enough to get into Jesuit.... aka Jesuit Rejects

hey why do you go to Tampa Catholic?
im not smart enough to go to Jeusit
ohh right my bad

by ispeakthe truth September 25, 2005

Indult Catholic

Catholics who prefer to attend Tridentine Latin Masses.

Jan is an Indult Catholic who drives 30 miles every Sunday to attend a Tridentine Mass.

by wannabepriest January 28, 2008

catholic accident

The child caboose in a (roman) catholic family, generally several to many older siblings, normally younger by as many as five years or more. Most know the Church is vehemently against abortion (duh), but it also highly disapproves of birth control, as well. This makes the likelihood of accidental / unplanned births among the most devout families almost an inevitability.

In the O'Callahan family of Medford, there are six children : Mary, Patrick, the identical twins Rory and Maile, Kathleen, and Kevin. Did I forget someone ? Oh, yes, a seventh - Edward, called Teddy by everyone else, although the twins jokingly refer to him as John Thomas behind his back as he is seven years (!) behind the next youngest sibling. Teddy is the caboose of the family, or more appropriately, the Catholic Accident, as his birth was something of a surprise (i.e., unplanned).

by Virgin Suicides April 17, 2017

Catholic School

Hell on Earth. Run while you still can

Gary: Aw dude it really sucks that you go to Catholic school. That's such a hellhole
Ren: I know dude! It draws so much attention away from my Satanic rituals!
Gary:...
Gary: Wanna make out in the church?
Ren: Hell yes

by bluuskkye77 September 23, 2018

catholic priest

A word for which the acronym is CP.

That catholic priest was watching CP on his PC

by Lollerc0a5t3r March 2, 2011

Cape Catholic

A person who olny attends church on four holidays Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, and Easter!

Eg.

What religon are you?
I am a Cape Catholic.

by Bong Hitz Crew December 7, 2010