Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007

Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"

by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013

sex, conception & pregnancy

when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.

they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.

by asir inasub March 3, 2008

imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.

"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"

by pederast December 26, 2008

Inmaculate Conception

When a really religious girl gets pregnant at a young age and is forced by her father to keep the child and marry the babby daddy.

"I forgot to pullout so now her father is forcing me into an inmaculate conception"- babby daddy

by Silent do(your mom) good August 29, 2016

immaculate conception

one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on

One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.

by dionys May 14, 2006

Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.

Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."

by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014