reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

carsterbate

masterbating while driving in your car

dude, i was so bored on my road trip that i just whipped it out and carsterbated

by tim dog August 12, 2005

Castrate

to dismember a dude, to cut of his balls

if you dont listen to me, Ill flat out castrate you!...BITCH!

by Chaquita Bannana September 16, 2005

castrate

To remove the male testicles or the female ovaries

To render infertile

Eunachs were castrated at birth.

by Becca K November 22, 2007

Castrate your catboy day.

Castrate your catboy day - 28th October. A day where all catboy owners can castrate those little fuckers in their basement with no consent required.

Person 1 : you're getting castrated
Person 2: why. I don't want to.
Person 1: you can't deny. it's castrate your catboy day.

by totallynotjaknib October 21, 2021

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009