gift card

a) A brilliant invention of retailers whereby they can lock in advance sales without providing any goods or services, knowing that the gift card will force the recipient into their store who will most likely spend an additional amount above & beyond the card value, although the retailer ultimately hopes that the gift card will be lost or destroyed before said goods or services are redeemed.

b) A device whereby the giver can impose their will upon the receiver, but not necessarily provide the receiver with want they want.

c) A financial instrument providing income for 3rd parties, who purchase unneeded gift cards for 90 cents on the dollar and resell them for 95 cents on the dollar.

d) A foolish thing to send in the mail to a friend.

I'm giving gift cards so my friends can eat at restaurant "x" and see a movie at theater "y". I don't want to give cash and trust them to honor my request to go enjoy dinner and a movie at their favorite places.

I didn't realize that sending a gift card in the mail is even dumber than mailing cash. In fact, a gift card in an envelope is much easier for a thief to detect than cash. I guess that's why someone invented CHECKS many years ago, duh.

by MtBikeManiac January 5, 2014

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

Reverse card

A sacred weapon that is capable of killing shaggy

Thanos: Snaps
Me: Reverse card
Thanos: Dies

by Big ass boi March 17, 2019

bobby card

(n.) in texas hold 'em poker, a card or cards turned by the dealer after all players have folded in order to reveal what would have been the outcome if the hand was played in its entirety.

"jon's all in with three parts of a straight again? i fold. let's see the bobby cards."

by alex shifrin May 18, 2006

Bat Credit Card

Reference made by the Nostalgia Critic when reviewing the Batman and Robin movie when Batman pulled out a credit card with the Batman symbol on it. The mere mention of the Bat Credit card will get the Nostalgia Critic to go into a rage while shooting a pistol randomly.

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL YA!! *bang bang bang bang*

by TheAngelResc October 19, 2010

cardibisim

CardiBisim is a word created for someone whom has listened to Cardi B music and will have additional symptoms of swearing and a new York accent

Mrs.Sarda Danielle Has a severe case of CardiBisim

by Katlover6000 March 21, 2018

West Virginia credit card

In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.

Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm

by TheOneandOnlyGoose July 8, 2014