cartarded

Someone who believes that Playboi Carti will drop his album on Friday

"Dude that guy really thinks Carti's dropping 'I AM MUSIC' on Friday, he's so cartarded!"

by backcore March 5, 2025

Canatard

A term for an ignorant, entitled, and terminally online Canadian who constantly larps on Reddit and X about the superiority of Canada’s "free" healthcare and society while relentlessly bashing every perceived flaw of the United States and making sweeping generalizations about American culture and people.

This canatard on r/pics wont fucking stop ranting about how Elon is a Nazi and Trump is Hitler.

by MarioLouis64 March 9, 2025

Capitard

A portmanteau of "capitalist" and "retard".
A derogatory, often playful term used by socialists, communists, and anti-capitalists to describe an uncritical or intellectually naive supporter of capitalism. Implies a person who blindly adheres to capitalist ideology, often ignoring its inherent flaws, historical injustices, or the nuances of alternative economic systems. Capitards are typically willfully ignorant to communist and socialist ideologies, and are slow-witted.

Example:
"Don't even bother explaining dialectical materialism to that guy, he's a total capitard."

by SankaraSuperfan July 31, 2025