Canadian term for usually a loose as a goose rez chick who’ll try every trick in the book to get you in bed. Below 5’8 and usually fat as fuck this breed of cougar will fuck you up. Turn em away and they’ll only chirp ya. DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN ONE OR YOULL HAVE A SKIN WALKER CURSED UPON YOUR FAMI-
Person 1: Did you fucking hear that greasy shit?
Person 2: Who, that caribou canary tryna pick up the rig pigs?
Person 1: Fuck after that id need a player rich and another kokanee
Person 2: Who, that caribou canary tryna pick up the rig pigs?
Person 1: Fuck after that id need a player rich and another kokanee
by SuckinDartsSinceOutDaWomb September 11, 2022
Get the Caribou Canarymug. I’ve had beers from far and wide.. but this Carib is the most precious beverage to ever touch these lips.
by EThunder February 25, 2023
Get the Caribmug. Verb: the act in which one exits an aircraft during flight while secured to the torso of a caribou. No parachute required.
by Voodoomelody March 2, 2015
Get the caribouingmug. by Jackjavk November 23, 2020
Get the caribemug. by KingInnaEarth February 1, 2021
Get the Caribmug. Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.
My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.
by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021
Get the Caribou hoofmug. by SID.IS.THE.SHET July 7, 2010
Get the To the Cariboumug.