capitalist

A man who is amazing at marketing things that destroy other products. Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is a genius at selling his products. He is THE capitalist.

by Anonymous123454 May 12, 2008

capitalist

greed & accepted homelessness

Fool #1 - Ha, ha. Due to my capitalist greed I now have enough to live off for several lifetimes.

Fool #2 - Ha, ha. Due to my capitalist greed I got a double portion of bread soup from this soup-kitchen someone else provides for me. Ha, ha.

by cantmakeme April 22, 2010

Anarcho Capitalist

A magical creature much like a Unicorn. As in it doesnt exist, and cannot exist, because the two things create a paradox

Dude i saw an Anarcho capitalist riding a unicorn in the magic fairy forest that was swallowed up by a rip in the fabric of the universe

by Punkasfuck August 24, 2006

capitalist

Many times thought of as an antithesis to socialist, even though every industrialized country has varying aspects of both ideologies constituting its economic mode of production and sociopolitical system. People who support capitalism usually refer to it as "natural," associate it with hard work, and believe that socialism would "redistribute the wealth" or take from one class to give to another, as if the richest people in the world actually produced the wealth they hold and that everyone has a fair shot at that wealth.

There are two options either Stalin's USSR or the US, nothing more. If you aren't capitalist, you believe in mass murder and inefficiency.

by 666marx666 January 28, 2012

Capitalist’nt

A communist.

Joseph Stalin was a Capitalist’nt

by Southern Soviet July 21, 2018

capitalist cuck

someone you hate and or are insulting who is a businessman/woman.

how about you fuck off you capitalist cuck!

by twiggyriot January 10, 2022

Capitalist Marxism

Capitalist Marxism is a term used when capitalists use a marxist framework to understand Capitalism better so they can use it to control the proletariat and mantain capitalism for a longer amount of time

Person 1: "dude,i just joined this bussiness school and they are talking about extracting the most labour value from employees!"
Person 2: " ah, it must be a class about Capitalist Marxism then"

by skatin' revolutionary May 4, 2023