A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.
Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)
by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013
Get the elanour calder mug.The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.
John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.
by akwhitacre August 26, 2009
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by Hyperinflation July 16, 2020
Get the Candra mug.A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.
Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.
by Ranchgirls January 1, 2021
Get the Cancervix mug.Have an odd spot somewhere on your body? Have a lump that you can't explain? Headache, even? Skip the rational thinking, it's probably cancer.
by Lord of Ears December 27, 2008
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Get the stage 12 cancer mug.Cancer and capricorn are most likely to have alot of things in common, otherwhise they would love eachother, if not..atleast they would be bestfriends. They could meet in the same school. They would be most likely to fall in love.
Hey, They would be a great couple or bestfriends!
Yeah, one is Capricorn and another one is cancer. I ship the zodiac signs “Capricorn and Cancer”
Yeah, one is Capricorn and another one is cancer. I ship the zodiac signs “Capricorn and Cancer”
by tqtae October 29, 2020
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