calamity james

englands number one goalkeeper

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by theWestHamfan January 14, 2004

Calamity

The brother of Roofie and a close ally, Calamity has been the victor of many battles he has never lost. There was a time where Roofie and Calamity arm wrestled and broke their way in the core of the earth, they came back out with coats on because how cold the middle was.

Calamity just ripped Thor’s head off!!

by The God Roofie February 26, 2019

calmtity

to stop someone from shaking their tits or to calm someone. People get angry sometimes and their man/girl tities jiggle up and down. Usually gets people pissed off.

When Omar won a basketball game against Yutai 16-1 he felt worth while playing against Yutai. Yutai was angry and said,

"no fair! Your cheating!".

Omar responded, "please calmtity".

by Peter132132 April 27, 2011

calmmity

The utmost feeling of being calm.

Calmmity........Having a coffee in the morning, give me a sense of clam-mity.

by Laney lane January 16, 2016

calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washed over her.

by Lea Swift January 25, 2018

Cormality

" Cormality "

Definition, being your kind self during a pandemic; maintaining care in community during a pandemic.

The city demonstrated its cormality during the corona pandemic.

by Owl101 March 17, 2020

Calamity Coitus

The act of the 3 girls from Amphibia (Anne, Sasha, and Marcy) having three way girl sex

After the three girls reunited at the third temple, they spent the night doing some calamity coitus

by Funnyclock301956 May 26, 2021