Cailan

A very sweet, loving guy who loves mac and cheese and his girlfriend. He is very athletic and usually tall. (That doesn't mean you're short. It just means that he is extra tall.) He is surrounded by lots of people that care about and love him. But he always has that one somewhat toxic friend with a J name. He likes dogs and is a big nerd. He will ball you up in basketball any day. He is very lovable and once you have him, he becomes your whole world and you love him with all your heart and limbic system. He is very attractive and handsome even though he refuses to admit it. He is "always right" and always seems to prove you wrong even when you have factual evidence. But, you will always love him and are very lucky to have him in your life.

"I love you Cailan, with all my heart and limbic system."

by Burrito <3 May 19, 2020

call an audible

To decide what to do at the last second after seeing all possible options and obstacles that come up.
Comes from football, seen when the quarterback goes up to the line of scrimmage, sees a defensive alignment he wasn't expecting, and adjusts by yelling out a new play.

I'm thinking of going jogging but if it rains I'll have to call an audible and go to the gym instead.

by joe user October 19, 2004

Lizzy Caplan

Very cool and beautiful actress from the movies, "Mean Girls" and "Cloverfield". She has appeared on the shows, "The Class," "True Blood," and is currently on the Starz original "Party Down."

Did you see that episode of Party Down last night? Yea, that Lizzy Caplan is so cool.

by Carp singer August 27, 2009

Calgan Deli

Considered by few as the ultimate sandwich. The sandwich requires only 1 filling, ham. The ham has to be prepared in a unique way, you have to stuff the ham inside a lukewarm vajayjay then make love to the woman with the ham inside (some use the ham as extra pleasure). Once you have blown your load you take the ham and place it in between the slices of bread, no sauce needed the juices add the flavour. Remember to take a small bite to ensure it is up to standard and you can then proceed to the final touch, this is to leave the remaining of the sandwich in the bed you fornicated in over night, this touch will gain more flavour so you can enjoy it the next day.

Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh

by CuppaWiseguys November 2, 2020

Collan

Collans are very charismatic men that know how to push all the right buttons to make a person either completely in love or annoyed out of their minds. They also have a tendency to be completely romantic and know just how to make you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside no matter how horrible you might feel.

That Collan is so sex.

by tigertaimer February 16, 2009

callyn

so freaking beautiful! if you don't love her then you are really really really dense/anus. its kind of hard to hate her explanation point explanation point. if you hate a callyn just kill yourself like really go die because then you aren't cool anyways question mark. you should want to be her best friend,

khugs: doo i luh callyn man but no homo!

by ewfhbwehfbfdddd December 9, 2008

Callyn

I don't think I've ever met a more talented person. I've met T-Swift btw.

Shes spicy as hell, a real gamer girl and when we meet eyes across the classroom... I get shivers down my spine.

Her smile lights up my dark world, and her sense of humour is breath taking.

I'd die for Callyn. I'd do it gladly.

Callyn makes my, oh maybe I shouldn't type this, hard.

by Sister hunny January 21, 2019