Call of Duty

A game series full of a modern campers and overpowered snipers

Player (walking in a open field, looking for enemies to pwn) Time to kill some bad guys!

*Sniped by a hidden camper from afar*

Player (respawning): WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE FUCKING CAMPERS! FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME, BITCHES!

*Player quits playing Call of Duty online*

by poppajohn December 29, 2011

Call of Duty

Call of Duty is the most shitty video game series ever comprised of mainly camping and ultra faggotry. The games have remained the same from the start. It's campaign is pure crap and only lasts 2 hours. If you think that's bad then try out the multiplayer. It's garbage and all you do is camp, listen to gay 10 year olds, grenade spam, noob tube, and much more. The only reason Call of Duty has ever became popular was because of the marketing. The last decent COD game there ever was, was Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. After this hit game, the series became utter shit. The only good CODs are COD 2 and COD 4. The series has been milked to death for the moneys. Anyone that likes the series after COD 4 shouldn't be considered a real gamer and should go kill themselves.

An 11 year old who claimed Call of Duty: Black Ops was the best game ever was later found shot inside his Florida home.

by Anon485195 January 19, 2011

Call of Duty

Shittest game ever made

Holy crap, he's playing Call of Duty. How shit! Automatic wanker

by BellendWankstainSmith November 21, 2010

Call of Duty

A game that is highly addicting and ruins the lives of many teenage boys.

teen1: dude what ya doin?
teen2: playingCall of Duty Black ops.
teen1: didn't you play that yesterday?
teen2: no yesterday i played WaW you jerk i thought you would remember!

(never see eachother again)

by thejohnguy March 16, 2011

Call Of Duty

1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.

2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.

Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!

Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.

by Arman B. December 19, 2010

Call of Duty

A game that will keep every single boy you know on XBox Live until 3AM. Apparently, it's badass.

MCpwns: bow chicka bow wow!
J3hechanova: bow chicka bow wow!
dilman15: call of duty! zOMG.

by sharptooth January 01, 2008

Call of Duty

See shit

A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.

Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.

Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.

A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink

Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.

Guy 1: Do you like Call of Duty?
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.

by Super Thicc July 28, 2014