Cake eater

a big douche. Synonymous with platters of food. Usually 6'3 colorblind males with large egos who wear jays. And thinks they're sweet. More times than not it refers to lazy, retarded roommates who sit around eating cake. All day.

"My roommate is such a f*cking cake eater."

by Neil Platt February 08, 2010

Cake Eater

A rich guy who enjoys anal intercourse with poor black men.

I saw Stephen hanging out with ex-convict Tyrone last night. I knew that fag was a cake eater.

by Ian Bizzy December 22, 2003

Cake Eater

Something that costs a lot of money and is non-essential or unattractive.

"Damn baby, those shoes are so ugly they ain't nothin' but cake eaters"

by Camus January 20, 2006

cake eater

one who eats cake, goes to a rich school, and is so rich that they can eat so much cake, they don't care

boy in bus yells to a rich school girl hey! you! cake eater! come have some cake!

by dukefanantic95 March 16, 2010

Cake eater

Someone from Connecticut

I just saw someone with Connecticut plates, what a cake eater

by Hakman1982 July 10, 2018

Cake Eaters

A person that eats pussy.

My girlfriend is a Cake Eater.

by Nikki July 20, 2004

cake eater

Someone that eats too many donuts at breakfast, which results in him being a fat ass. He can't resist the syrupy glaze of donuts, danishes and other assorted pastries.

Jarett the cake eater downed 6 donuts, 4 danishes and a cinnabon at the breakfast meeting this morning.

by CakeMuncher September 18, 2007