tweed cabinet

Rural slang from the South of England for the female genitalia. Like the gun cabinet, the key is kept elsewhere, but when inside the contents are just as explosive.

Her tweed cabinet was locked in line with government legislation

by suits_you_sir June 19, 2010

blast cabinet

A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.

I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.

by Hogleg samurai November 30, 2013

kush cabinet

Stealth grow system for medical marijuana. Grows plants without sunlight indoors.

My buddy just got this thing called the kush cabinet, it's an indoor garden it's sick.

by Grower1 June 26, 2015

cabinet fish

CABINET FISH

CABINET FISH

by yourdictionarytoday April 22, 2019

Cabinet licker

That one person who is always up in other people's business, and needs to know The Who, the what, and the where. Sometimes the get too involved.

OMG, quit being such a cabinet licker

by Sexy Sack April 22, 2017

Cabinet Amnesia

When start or are about to do or say something then you either forget about it or space out while doing said action. The phenomenon in which you do or are about to do something and forget why you wanted to or did it in the first place.

I was opening a cabinet then I forgot why I opened a cabinet, therefore why I named it Cabinet Amnesia.

by Zekurom May 13, 2020

queef cabinet

An alternate way to refer to the female genitals. Usually in a derogatory way.

A: How are things going with Brittany?
J: Everything was great, until she showed me her queef cabinet.

by Waynezz123 August 29, 2023