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cunts and cakes

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"
by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016
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Slaying cakes

doing work on a fine dime piece; railing a trick, skank or scaliwag.
Cuz, i'ma bout to go ova to dis trick ass party and i'm fittin to be slaying cakes all night.
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