Cabbage

Drinking yourself into a vegetative state where you are unable to hold a conversation or do anything for yourself. Thus you become nothing more then a cabbage.

"Godsall, you were an absolute Cabbage last night"

"Healey, you are cabbaged"

by Grezack November 27, 2014

Cabbage

The opposite of savage. If you are not a straight up savage you are called a piece of cabbage.

Josh is a piece of cabbage! No way he a savage.

by Kelly.carly.llama August 27, 2016

Cabbage

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020

cabbage

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.

Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!

by Kaitlynfosho February 1, 2007

cabbage

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

by Joe =D June 23, 2007

cabbage

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.

"Man you are the cabbage!"

by Zipperhead March 1, 2005

Cabbage

A vegetable about as large and intelligent as a man's head.

Look at the cabbage on that guy.

by AmbientLion January 16, 2004