Cabbage

Another meaning for shit used by many young Australian males to bag out mates and random people they don't know

That is so cabbage. Jeremy is a cabbage cunt . Tim is so fucking cabbage at fifa

by Cabdude January 9, 2015

Cabbage

A person who is fun in group settings, but when you get them on their own they are boring as fuck. Just like cabbage is fine when you eat it with other things, but on it's own has the palatability of slightly chewy balsa wood.

"what do you think of Alex?" "I don't know man he's a bit of a cabbage"

by SirCabbage June 7, 2017

Cabbage

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020

cabbage

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.

Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!

by Kaitlynfosho February 1, 2007

cabbage

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

by Joe =D June 23, 2007

cabbage

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.

"Man you are the cabbage!"

by Zipperhead March 1, 2005

Cabbage

A vegetable about as large and intelligent as a man's head.

Look at the cabbage on that guy.

by AmbientLion January 16, 2004