No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.

Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!

by blanket456 December 18, 2012

preapur ur buts

A phrase used before some kind spam; dramatic moment; or harm.

Example 1

Person 1: I'll be sending my entire photo album and crash your computer, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
Person 2: Oh gawd! Heck no!

Example 2

A: I'll be showing you my terrible ice-skating skills, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
B: Uh-oh...

by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016

burn butting

To park a vehicle by backing into a parking space

That guy is burn butting his truck.

by Big Tom September 4, 2005

buts pup crow

its a... where the man puts his penis in a womans anal canal, in the doggy style position pulling her hair, she cackels like a crow as she flaps her arms like a crow!!

DUDE 1 "dude i made that girl cackel once i pulled that buts pup crow last night "

DUDE 2 "woah bro!!!!"

by tits mcgee and the bum rubbers November 21, 2011

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Re-Butted

To replace ones buttock imprint, with thy own.

The man made a butt print on your bed, so I re-butted it.

by FeysMessenger December 16, 2013